I finally have a commercial audition tomorrow and I've been told I need to wear a bathing suit. OH SHIT!!
What to do, besides losing 5 pounds overnight? I guess I'll have to go in and put my best skinny face on.
I actually did a couple of commercials in a bathing suit, and I looked fat and out of shape. Why do they cast me? Just to humiliate me?
That's it. It's a huge conspiracy by the casting people to humiliate me. I knew it!!
Last week, I had an audition for a Japanese chef. This was for a phone company, I think.
Man, I'm stinking in terms of callbacks and bookings this year. Must be a slump I'm having. I haven't booked a big job or even a little one, for that matter. Just print jobs. That's it. And I haven't booked one of those in several months.
Just wish I could book something where I don't have to wear a bathing suit.